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Oh, Dear, Sweet Milwaukee,

I'm so sorry it didn't work out for us. Please- It's nothing personal. I think you're really great- You have so much to offer the right person... We're just not meant to be- at least right now. I hope we can stay friends, you know? But throwing all this shit at me on my way out, I gotta say... it's just a bad way to end it.

Please keep your crazy landlord-wife people to yourself. Also, it would be really helpful if you could do what you can to keep the buses running on time... Just for the next 2 weeks, is all I ask. And if you could just create a debris-free path running in front of my bike, that would be great too. Don't get too cold yet- even though I found my long johns, keeping track of my gloves has been harder than usual, considering the circumstances. If you could orchestrate some kind of grant... within the next week or so.... I know that one's a stretch, but I thought I'd just throw it out there.

Anyhow, Milwaukee... like I said, I really do adore you. Let's just keep the drama to a dull roar, and we can be friends in the future.

Love,
AlanaBaileyBrand.